23 February, 2010

Mr. Carter Goes to the Dentist


Whenever my friend M meets a new guy, I know we'll be discussing his mouth first, and not how he kisses, nor an assessment of how good he is with his...but rather an evaluation of his orthodontia. Teeth, their general cleanliness and professional maintenance, are key, lol.

Hearing Weezy had to undergo eight root canals (Dirty Mouth?) to repair damage wrought by his grills (and probably other neglect), including major surgery to implant new choppers, made me think of her.

She'd approve of the improvements but I don't think she'd ever have, say, shared a Lollipop with him, his sexy "On Fire" video notwithstanding.

All of those hours slumped back in the dentist's chair are of course in preparation for the Young Money capo's 12-month bid, which begins March 2, in New York.

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